It's the story of my life. Virtually every time I make specific plans to visit a specific restaurant in Bangkok, it's closed. It's happened tens of times, and I'm surprised I haven't mentioned it here before. And yes, it happened again today when I planned to take visiting Thai food fans Nick Malgieri and David Thompson to Dao Tai, a southern Thai restaurant in Thonburi.
Suppressing the urge to throw my camera at the retractable steel wall that separated me from delicious southern Thai food, I remained calm and reminded myself that there are two seemingly identical restaurants across the street:

One of which was closed (of course), leaving us with little choice: Ruam Tai. Fortunately the bundle of sator, also known as stink beans, hanging at the display case was an encouraging sign of southern authenticity:

The selection was also encouraging, so we ordered a huge spread of dishes:

including a spicy boar stir-fry, the famous southern Thai fish kidney curry, kaeng tai plaa, a soup of fresh turmeric and chicken, a very nice yellow curry and a stir-fry of stink beans.
I particularly liked the slightly sweet soup of coconut milk, palm hearts, shrimp, the previously-mentioned stink beans and a southern Thai leaf called liang:

David liked the dish in the foreground, a mixture of cockles and bai chaphlu, wild tea or betel leaves in a mild coconut milk curry:

And I thought Nick did quite well in general, considering the famous heat of authentic southern Thai food. I thought the dishes weren't quite as refined and the flavours not as expertly balanced as those of Dao Tai, but everything was still authentic and tasty.
In the end my initial disappointment was almost entirely forgotten when we made our way into the Thai sweets shop directly next door (Phensri, 02 411 0839), where the very kind owner plied us with jasmine-scented Thai sweets, answered our ridiculous questions, and eventually took us into her kitchen where she let us see where she mixed, steamed and smoked her mor kaeng and other desserts.
Ruam Tai 375/4 Thanon Phran Nok, Thonburi 02 412 7347 7am-9pm
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Khun Daeng, originally brought to my attention by diligent foodsleuth Nong A, is a tiny restaurant that serves an equally tiny repertoire of dishes. The emphasis is on kuay jap yuan, a noodle soup of partial Vietnamese origin that combines several kinds of pork including ribs, ground pork and muu yo, the smooth, peppery Vietnamese pork sausage. The nooodles used are made from rice flour and dusted with another type of flour, the latter of which provides the broth with a thick, slightly gelatinous texture. It's the kind of Vietnamese-Thai dish one finds in the towns along the Mekong River such as
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Khao San Road is probably the unlikeliest place in Bangkok you'd expect to find an authentic Thai cooking school. But the people behind Khao Cooking School have heaps of experience and have put together an institution that feels both professional and homey, despite the incongrous location.
In a good way, of course.
















Food-related hint: The above dish, a vast flattened, bread crumb-battered deep-fried chicken breast, subsequently baked with a zesty tomato sauce, a thin slice of ham and rich, white, rubbery cheeze, and in this case, accompanied by French fries, a salad and a Mountain Goat Pale Ale, is considered ancient traditional fare by the natives of the country I'm currently visiting.
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I was taking photos at Nay Lao, a noodle restaurant in Bangkok, when the owner made a serious face and called me the back of the restaurant. I thought he was going to scold me for snapping pics, but instead he asked, "Are you Catholic?" I replied "Sure" and immediately thought back to the photo I had just taken:


Hua Hin is an old-school seaside resort a couple hours south of Bangkok. It's still a popular destination today, particularly among middle-class Thais, but beer bars have begun made the centre of town feel more like Pattaya than a quaint fisherman's village. Nonetheless, if you walk along the beach you'll see several graceful holiday homes that echo the town's past, some of which have been refurbished as restaurants. Probably the most popular of these is Baan Itsara:




Perhaps I've lived here too long, or maybe I'm just jaded, but lately I've become convinced that there's little good Thai food in Bangkok. My cynicism seemed to be confirmed when a recent dining companion and longtime resident of Bangkok, Ung Ang Talay, expressed similar notions. He then proceeded to prove both of us wrong by taking me and buddy R to Dao Tai, a truly wonderful southern Thai restaurant in Thonburi (well, technically not Bangkok, but close enough).


While scooting around Ko Yao Noi I came across the scene above, a local woman stirring a vast wok of fragrant curry. I stopped and asked what was going on and she explained that she doing the Muslim equivalent of making merit by sacrificing an animal (in this case a buffalo) and sharing the meat with friends and family:


I love breakfast in southern Thailand. Unlike breakfast in the west (or even elsewhere in Thailand), which is typically as bland as possible, southern Thais fancy a bit of flavour in the morning. Khao yam, the rice 'salad' illustrated above, isn't exactly spicy, but the abundance of thinly-sliced fresh herbs certainly stands in contrast to a bowl of oatmeal or rice porridge. This dish was heavy on the galangal and mackerel, and served slightly warm, was a wonderful breakfast, particularly when coupled with a glass of sweet Muslim-style tea:



