After several days on Ko Samui, I officially have no more reason to bitch about the lack of local eats. While staying on Lamai beach I discovered a stall at nearby Talat Dao that sells a variety of khanom jeen, curries served over fresh rice noodles. This is possibly the most common dish in southern Thailand, and is served at all times of day or night. Khanom jeen can also be got in other parts of Thailand, but what makes it different down here are the types of curries served and the toppings. Southern Thais like their chili heat, and the innocent looking, typically yellowish curries you'll see here are some of the spiciest in the country. The one pictured above is called naam yaa plaa (pictured above), and is a fish and coconut milk-based curry particular to the south. As with all types of khanom jeen, when you order you'll simply get a shallow bowl with a handful of noodles and a ladleful of curry. It's your job to top it with the fresh herbs and veggies held in vast trays on the tables. These herbs typically include a couple kinds of basil, young cashew nut leaves, phak chee lawm (an herb almost identical to flat leaf parsley, pictured above) cucumbers, long beans and a couple types of pickled veggies. It's all for free and you simply take what you like, rip it all up and mix it into your noodles.
Another very southern type of khanom jeen is kaeng tai plaa, literally 'fish kidney curry':

I think this curry, which also includes crispy bamboo, grilled fish, long beans, and a type of sweet potato-like local tuber, is about the spiciest thing humans were meant to consume. As if that wasn't enough, it's also extremely salty. After eating it I was still feeling the burn a good 20 minutes later. Honestly though, it wasn't all that unpleasant. Have you ever eaten anything so spicy you actually felt a bit... well, high?

I've been on Ko Samui for almost a week now, and although finding real Thai food is not impossible, it can be something of a struggle. While on Lamai Beach I had a handsome meal of bangers and mash, was tempted to order pizza ('Chef from Naples'), and one night ate dinner at, uh... a Swedish restaurant (falukorv med stekt potatis och äkta svensk senap!). These were all satisfying, but I was still longing for something... local. I finally found it the next morning at Lamai's morning market. There I had a breakfast of sweet Thai tea with a Thai sweet (pictured above--name forgotten). Sweet, yes, but Thai. More to follow...

I'm currently on Ko Pha-Ngan, a beautiful island in southern Thailand. At the moment, the water is clear, the weather sunny and I'm having a great time with old friends. There's only one downside: the food is bloody awful. Actually, that's a bit too strong. The food here isn't unsanitary, or rotten or even that badly prepared. It's just phenomenally bland. A boring, uninteresting approximation of Thai food for gastronomically timid foreigners. To make things even worse, every restaurant on Haad Yao seems to have the identical menu, and they staunchly refuse to vary from this. Among the more bizarre things that I've been served is something called Haad Yao fried rice (pictured above), rice fried with ketchup and chicken, and wrapped in a thin omelet. You can opt for the classic Thai dishes, but unless you're a fan of limp, salty 'kana with garlic', greasy phat thai, or milky tom khaa, you're screwed.
You've undoubtedly been re-directed here from RealThai, my former Thai food blog. Thai food fans don't despair just yet--all my previous entries have been moved here, and I'm still living in Thailand and the bulk of my entries will continue to emphasize Thai eats. However, I'm doing a lot more traveling these days and wanted a more general forum from which I can share my food discoveries. I also like the idea of a 'hub' of my own work, and if you've got the time to explore the site a bit, you'll also find a
This is my first post at my newly-redesigned website. I'm still learning how to post and use some of the new functions, so it's something of work in progress. Once I get everything ironed out I'll start publishing RealThai here and you'll be able to check out all my blogs, as well as a portfolio of my work and samples of my published work, all at one convenient hub.




























